Reason number 5,633 as to why I'm an old lady: I love napkin rings. I don't remember the last time I've seen someone actually use them but I happen to have an obscene amount of cloth napkins that I should put a ring on. Afterall, if you like it than you better put a ring on it! Ha! Hahaha! (Sorry for the Beyonce plug. That was obnoxious.) Anywho - napkin rings!
Alright. Officially overwhelmed!